Desperate Housewives

By dumbbelle

Overheard on the elliptical machine today:

Housewife #1: “Oh my god! I was so freaked out yesterday because I’m going on vacation without my kids next week that I had to take a xanax.”

Housewife #2: “Oh my god! I took one too. The landscapers just couldn’t do anything right.”

So this is how these people cope. Xanax? Imagine if they were tossed some real tragedy.

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